Biopunks are Pushing the Limits With Implants and DIY Drugs

Rich Lee had armor implanted in his shins in 2016. Soft until struck, the polymer­foam tubes could withstand the full force of a baseball bat swing. The procedure seemed promising—until his stitches burst, prompting him to rip out the tubes. It hurt like hell, but it won’t stop him from his next trial. Lee is part of a loosely con­nected group of biohackers—garage geneticists, chemists, and grinders (those who modify their own bodies)—who are stretching the capabilities of DIY augmentation. When humans optimize into something out of a sci-fi flick, you can thank these reckless pioneers for blazing our enhanced future.

MICHAEL HADDAD

Good Vibrations

Lee, CEO of Cyborgasmics, is developing the Lovetron 9000, an implantable vibrator that rests on a man’s pubic bone. The swipe of a magnet activates continuous pulsation, resulting in a mutually pleasurable buzz. The questionable sex device can even sync up to music.

MICHAEL HADDAD

Senstronauts

Artist Moon Ribas feels real-time earthquakes through foot-implanted sensors that receive seismic data via an app. She envisions a future of creative consciousness: “Imagine going to a bar, and instead of asking, ‘Where are you from?’ people ask, ‘What sense do you have?’ ”

MICHAEL HADDAD

Pharma’s Robin Hood

As spokesperson of the DIY medicine collective Four Thieves Vinegar, Mixæl Laufer created cheaper versions of drugs like the EpiPen. Last year, he used off-the-shelf parts to build the Apothecary Microlab, a chemical reactor, and released instructions to concoct drugs at home.

MICHAEL HADDAD

DIY DNA

Josiah Zayner recently achieved a breakthrough in open source genetics: a plasmid that lets tinkerers insert any organism’s gene into human cells. In October, Zayner claimed to edit his own DNA, using Crispr to modify a muscle-growth gene. No Hulk-esque side effects yet.

MICHAEL HADDAD

Vital Signs

In 2013, Tim Cannon had a friend slice open his arm to implant a biometric sensor called the Circadia. It monitored his temperature, beaming the data to his tablet via Bluetooth. Now he’s developing a new model that will deliver metrics like pulse oximetry and blood glucose.

MICHAEL HADDAD

Glow, Dog, Glow

Mississippi dog breeder David Ishee is attempting to genetically engineer bioluminescent pooches by infusing his pet mastiff’s sperm with modified genes that “glow.” By altering canine genes, Ishee hopes to eliminate common disorders in problem-­plagued purebreds.


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